Friday, December 25, 2009

New year New life =D

Happy new years =D *red brings good luck*

long time didnt update my blog already.. i know u guys miss me ... xD
there are a lot of secret admire keep send me a private msg and ask me to update my blog.. alright..
i'm here now! jk jk xD

Actually i didn't update my blog recently because i am busy with my work~ wooo

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I got a new work in a buffet restaurant. The people there are quite nice, the manager is Malaysian as well and I think that is the reason she employ me. I really have a great time with them... because they treat me like a family... but, use me like a slave.. LOL.. nvm.. better than last time already. =x *hope they didnt visit my blog*

one more thing... FUK=.=
why i am always a bar tender!!... summore not those cool type throw this throw that, make show that type... i am those type that wash glass =.=
( i summore feel happy when i heard there's a job at bar )

Fine ==

But my exam is coming, I don’t know whether my manager will approve my request when I am asking for holiday.… and I don’t know she will kick me out of the restaurant or not. (Because I got exam and revision class for few days, and I can’t do for next 2 weeks) xD

argh~but never mind, I think I must prepare myself for the exams 1st… and prepare myself a new job after that =x

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I got a call from Zoo Bar *a famous bar and club in leceister square, London*
dak daa =D

The manager ask me come for trial... As a staff in cloakroom.

Woo... The environment there is really cool.. *they played same the songs as in Barcelona*

i feel that i am still alive after all! and there are a lot of handsome guys like me at there, and a lot of hot chicks! @@ *40% didnt wear bra*
Chinese got one saying: one ball haven stop... one ball come again *一波s未平一波s又起*
(i put "s" at the word 波 because there are 2 波 )

My eyes really blur when i work there.... Not because of the chicks out there ok? is because it is so busy in the cloakroom... people come one after one.. the queue never ends... But guess what... i didnt get the job.. LOL... laugh what? ==
FUk lar ... Zzz

After 3 months in London... I founds that i've changed a lot.. i've improve myself in the foreign language and grammer as well.... NOt ENGLISh =.= But Cantonese... !! Go England learn cantonese?~ because NObody SPEAK ENGLISH WITH ME !!

And i know where and when to add a word "Tiu" to make my sentences sound nice, comfortable, correct and complete for people to get my message... xD
because i always being "Tiu" when i am working.. LOL.. *i already adapt to their culture*
zzzz why =.=

Tiu lo.. i don't want to become like that.. Opps.! i use the word "Tiu"
Tiu lo... why ... Opps... i use the word "Tiu" again...
Tiu... I must change! OH no.. It cant be help.. i use the word "Tiu" again..
kakakaka.. lazy to type already lar.. (don throw eggs)

hahaha... this is not an Emo Post =x
just for fun =D


alright... i gtg~

see u all next time...bye~

stay tuned . ( to be continue... )





Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Happy birthday Wk =D

16 December 2009
today... may means nothing to u guys... but, it is my friend birthday > Lim Woi KoK <
Its kind of sad to say this...

Woi kok says : walao eh... even my family forget my birthday.. when i skype with them, they keep talking about their things... didnt say happy birthday to me....

Ps : Woi kok.. don be sad.. my family also == ( and we are cooking "bah Kut Teh" to celebrate his bday!... wuu.. 1st time == )
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We really have a great day =)
He is so happy when we (my sis , Nelson ) are singing birthday song to him... I can see from his face... he try to control himself.. Pretend to be cool... but his face betray him already... ( i know u are happy deep inside ur heart )

By the way, his birthday wish is to find a gf...
Requirement to be his gf:
Cute .............. ( not act cute ok? )
Pretty .............. ( i mean heart... face normal then can already XD )
Lovely .............. ( to his family.. to him... and to animal )
Sporting ...............( he hope his gf know how to play badminton also )

Where to find this kind of girls???? Email me if u know =(
By the way.. our Woi Kok is type of traditional ... ( which already extinct in 20 century )
tell u all a secret.. (he is rich too)

Alright ... tataz....... =D

Saturday, December 12, 2009

>Untitled< 2

Long time didnt update my blog..
sorry ya my fans...i was busy.. sorry for keep u all waiting.. *dont throw egg XD*

**learn from those top blogger.. in my perspectives, if u want to become a millionaire, u have to eat like millionaire, sleep like millionaire and even shit like a millionaire... so... i shall behave like them =D **

After one month plus.. Almost two month in London.. Everything in my life has started to change.... Everyone is so busy here in London… Even in Malaysia... i dont have much chance to chat with my fren in Msia..

I miss those day …. When I am hanging out with my them…
fish head in old klang road…
old town coffee in genting..
club...
Wongkok snooker centre…

And southern curry house… LOL ( mamak uses to hang out with frens )

Omg.. I must stop thinking those thing… **those flashback only happen when people going to die**

Feel a little lonely at night… that why I am here to post this lame thing up here =P

can someone come and accompanies me? kakaka

but at least.. i learn new "skills" here...

I know when Tesco got promotion! then i will rush there and buy my sausage! lol

I know when Woi Kok ( housemate ) will go out.. *he is getting serious.. i dont no what happen to him.. maybe he got a chick outside... he always go out alone from 8pm and come back at 1am..

I know when my sis going to "ngor" me... lol.. i will run =P

And i know i am lame =.=
tataz...

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Everything will be fine =D

First 2 weeks in london.. i went more than 300 retail stores and shop to find a work here...
First 2 weeks in london, the most frequently words that i said is :

Hi... is your manager around?
Excuse me, can i speak to your manager?
I'm looking for job, is there any vacancy at the moment?
90% feedback = I'm sorry.. not at the moment... why don't you try other stores.. Cheers~
5% feedback = Try it online! We don't recruit in store..
5% feedback = Yea.. we are recruiting now... just leave your CV here.. we will call u..

And now.. Finally, the 5 percent out of 300 stores have call me...
But, sometimes... things really go beyond our control... and gone really bad!

Case 1
DimSuM Restaurant in China Town
i work for half day ... and i get feedback from the manager....
Manager: Erm. Eason, i am so sorry. We need someone that have experience in restaurant.. U got no EXPERIENCE and NOT FAMILIAR with the way we do our job

PS: fuk... Its only 5 hours i that work here.. what u expect?! give me 5 hour to understand how u guys do all the stuff without teaching me?? and expect me to learn your culture in few hours? Alright.. fine..

Case 2
Restaurant in China Town (refer to previous pose)
I thought that i have a permanent job already. but the manager start to cut down my working hours! i think she wana do something to let me resign myself because she got a new full time worker already. And she don;t need a part timer.

PS: i have no idea what happen to her... Auntie visit...

Case 3
GAP (fashion retail shop)
Someone call me for the interview.. And i am really happy about it. When i reach there, i found that there are more than 60 people are going through the interview section. The competition is very strong..

Result : you are too random... Im sorry that we didnt take you..

PS : too random?? Speechless... Maybe i didnt prepare enough for the interview?

Case 4
Primark (fashion retail shop)
The human resource manager call me and ask me come for the interview.. Wao! SO GREAT! when i reach there, i thought that i will be recruited by them. There is no other people except me in the interview section! We are both happen chatting and i thought that i will be taken to work in Primark. But the story end up like this..

manager : OMG?! u cant work from mon-fri at 2 to 6pm??? I thought i had told u?! Im sorry.. we cant take u... alright.. bye...

PS : aiks.. the situation is like accident! suddenly let a car bang.. In other words, its like a naked hot chick lay down on ur bedroom and waiting for u.. but your mom come back already!

Case 5
Clinton Card ( gift & party shop)
Alright, someone called me. And ask me to go for interview.. This time, i've FUCKING PREPARE MYSELF... i've study and learn from the past! I poses all posibility and practice the question the frequently asked. I even read all about the company...And i thought that i will made it this time. I even skip my class for the interview section. (thursday)
but u know what?

Manager : Interview??! There is no interview today. Its on Tuesday! I think there must be miscommunication... Im sorry..

PS : this time.. i miss the fucking interview and fucking class.. =.= !! argh!! i even double confirm the the person that called me! I ask her, it is on thursday? She fucking answer me : YES! THURSDAY!.. after that, i use the rest of my day to search for another job =.= *FML*


Alright... i am feeling better now after i slipt all the things here...

Going through our life and succeed is like taking competition in Marathon. There may a lot of stone and things that block us in the road that while we are on the way to finish line... Some may give up half way and start walking; some even stand and look at the sky and start complaining... But they didnt realise other people has start passing them...

Its doesnt matter you are fast or slow to the finish line... As long as we never give up, we will stand on the finish line.. And i choose to keep running in this Marathon... i believe that it just the matter of time for me to stand on the finished line...

Monday, November 30, 2009

压力


以前,做工是为了多一些钱出来:


吃喝玩乐(我玩也是玩电脑而已,不玩女人)

所以,感觉上有工还是没工都不重要. (好想念当小丑的时候)

因为没有工作,还有爸爸. "不用惊,阿爸在大厅" (广东)


有时即使睡了9个小时,身体,精神都感觉很...可能是因为压力的关系.


现在,做工是为了生活,这种感觉真的好累.因为不知道几时会丢了工作.虽然没做错什么事,不过还是会被人鸟.因为我不是老板.所以我要做老板!!!(人性险恶,宫心记都有的看啦)


常常在这里会睡得不好.有时半夜还会爬起来想要去哪里才有更好更高薪水的工.来了那么久,有不少店打电话给我叫我来面试.可是时间上的关系,没有经验的关系,我是华人的关系!令我得不到那份工.. ==


没关系,至少我现在还有一份工.可是我做得不开心,可是不开心并不代表可以不用做,不然没饭开.我做工的店只有两个男生,其中一个是我(100%男人). 其他的都是女人,包括经理.


也因为这样,两个男人店里做工常常给人拿来开刀.女人不开心的话,不关你的事也会被骂.这个星期我经理的姨妈来探望她了(这里的红色真是用到恰到好处),也因为这样,我们俩没做错事也被骂的狗血淋头~


不止是经理,年纪较大的女生也会指指点点的,常常聚在一起说客人的坏话,还常骂粗口.我觉得他们都是单身的,因为在店里从早做到晚,休息也一星期一天.也没听过她们说她们的老公或是男朋友的事.不奇怪啦,这样的女人有男人要才怪~~ (她们的眯眯很小,A-B罢了,牙齿有点黑,因为抽烟的关系)


但当无辜被骂的时,我都抱着没关系的心情...然后就在休息的时候到楼上去喝酒... (老板只给喝矿泉水,够"咸")妈的... 偷喝酒的感觉真好... XD

Monday, November 23, 2009

男人女人

很多女人会抱怨,为什么我条件那么好但没有男人缘.为什么男人都那么坏!好男人死光了阿!为什么男人都那么对我!在问这些问题时,不如想想... 问题的原因?真的不是在於女人吗?

1. 适当的时候, 放低姿态
本来人家要跟你做朋友,对你好.但是你哪高傲的姿态和性格,让人拒你千里之外.

2. 加强肢体语言
肢体语言比较强的女生都受男生喜欢! 如果你有经典的肢体动作,那男生对你会特别有印象,你的异性缘一定很好. (ps:肢体语言有分public和private..哈哈)

3.提升你的价值
美丽不是一切,漂亮的女人像花瓶,男人看久了就不会再看了!读书的女人像本实用的书,男人总是不忘记回头翻翻这本书.(别误会,我说的书不是在床上翻的!)只要不断的学习,就有不一样的东西接触,男人就会有不同的新鲜感!

4.节俭,吃苦
爱钱多女人太多了~能吃苦节俭的就越来越少..如果你能做到这点,男人一定对你刮目相看!更多男人想和你做朋友,有些还愿意和你白头谐老=X

5. Yes的坚决去做No的事情
很多女人虽然不愿意,但往往都会答应男生她们所不想做到东西,但做起东西就有点不甘的样子.假如你能以YES的坚决去做NO的事,那么你在男人的心中就是神啦!

6.凸显女性特质
太强的女生男人看了都会跑.一个会撒娇的女人男人通常都死在他们手里~但假如作为女人也做不到这点,那你真的有点失败~~"

7.影响日常习惯,用习惯牵着他的鼻子走
什么叫影响日常习?如果那天你不再叫他陪你去逛街,他反而觉得有点怪怪的,不习惯;如果那天你不再吵他,他就会猜想一大堆东西,然后,出于好奇的他,反而会约你出来,那么主权就在你手里啦XD

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Friday, November 13, 2009

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我有个朋友的朋友,名叫ABC,ABC是个有一点怪怪的人(怎么怪,问我吧~~).他的朋友去那里都带他出去,跟朋友出去,逛街,吃东西或是旅行都会带着ABC...因为他怕ABC闷. 过了不久,ABC也有了学校的朋友,可是,不管ABC去那里都不会带他朋友出去.不管ABC跟他朋友去吃东西,酒吧还是走走,也不会通知他朋友... =X

日行一善


今天,我看见牵着一个老人行动不便,我牵着他到他的位子.(做好事)

回家途中,看到了几个年纪比较大的人站在巴士上,我想让我的位子给他,可是有三个人,都不懂要给谁我的位子,最后,我只好坐着,假装在睡觉,就像老人家常说的,有心就好.(存好心)

我常常被我的经理训话,不是我做的不好,而是她心情不好就会乱乱鸟人.可是,被鸟了,我还是会跟她说一声:谢谢您! (说好话)



日行一善,希望天下太平... (你们不要觉得我很假,如果那么想,就证明你们好不够了解我XD)


Photo taken from-
(source:http://www.nipic.com/show/3/15/b250c33fe7760e3b.html)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

说好话,做好事,存好心

Finally..

i got a job already=D

because 好心有好报....( karma )

my mom always tell me and ask me to 说好话,做好事,存好心...

i believe in 说好话,做好事,存好心...


kakakakakakakaka~

Sunday, November 1, 2009

eason has no job ==

Argh!~~

emo post.... i am still a failure =.=

No job.. no money.. no freedom... aiks...

To get a job in london... is like searching a virgin in KL.. (eh? why KL.. LOL.. because a lots of ppl said KL's girl very open 1... )

But.. i am still trying.. i am now a full time job seeker... Grrrr...

I need to get a job.. if not... (my sis will keep %$#%@$ )

I need to get a job.. if not... i got no money to pay my expenses... (my sis say she dry already @@)

I need to get a job.. if not... i got no money to eat chinese food! (my sis dont allow)

I need to get a job.. if not... i got no money to go... err... 18sx....

And... I need to publish this post.. if not... Sohai wont be here... Sohai =D

kakakaka... Zhao~

Saturday, October 24, 2009

How the girls look at the boys? XD

帥哥微笑--->陽光
醜男微笑--->猥瑣

帥哥對女孩微笑--->喜歡
醜男對女孩微笑--->變態

帥哥留鬚--->不羈
醜男留鬚--->骯髒

帥哥看書--->斯文
醜男看書--->書呆

帥哥做運動--->活力
醜男做運動--->減肥

帥哥睡著了--->可愛
醜男睡著了--->懶惰

帥哥口甜舌滑--->風趣
醜男口甜舌滑--->噁心

帥哥一言不發--->冷酷
醜男一言不發--->自閉

帥哥對女士禮讓--->風度翩翩
醜男對女士禮讓--->不安好心

帥哥耍溫柔--->體貼
醜男耍溫柔--->娘砲

帥哥的頭髮被風吹起--->玉樹臨風
醜男的頭髮被風吹起--->頭皮屑別飄過來

帥哥拒絕了女孩--->感到惋惜
醜男拒絕了女孩--->死同性戀

帥哥放了個屁--->一定是旁邊那個醜男!!!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

草莓、花生与人的故事...

草莓、花生跟人走在路上......

有一天,草莓、花生跟人走在路上,

突然一輛車咻~的一聲過去,把草莓壓扁了,

這時花生跟人就笑說:「哈哈!草莓醬。」

花生跟人繼續走,突然一輛車咻~的一聲過去,把花生壓扁了,

這時人就笑說:「哈哈!花生粉。」

人就繼續走,突然一輛車咻~的一聲過去,把人壓扁了,這時旁邊經過的人就笑說:
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Apakah yang Eason buat dekat UK? =D


这几天在英国,我的生活有了很大的改变。。。朋友们看我的生活好像很爽那样..可是..
我都在做lanjiao事阿...zzzz

早上无聊...睡到下午..

下午无聊... 就post一些lanjiao东西上facebook.

晚上无聊...就看回我post的lanjiao东西...

Yeah... 一天又那样过了..

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Bleinheim Palace

  • 7am, after breakfast. We wake up and heading towards the Palace by bus. About 2 hours from London to Oxford.

The Maze Garden




Its me ==

Woi Kok And His New Gf..


=D

Inside the Blenheim Palace +.+

Vanbrugh's Grand Bridge

Conclusion : @ nice trip @ beautiful views @ tire


Sunday, October 11, 2009

yummy :P

err ~~

Emily

Dim Sum =D

hmm.. we are having our DimSum in SuperStar.. The DimSum here quite nice ler.. i think much more taster than Dimsum in Malaysia. xD

Emily (my sis ) always says : nah.. this is the last time har.. u must work to eat this..one month can only eat few times ah.. don keep spend parents money ah~ keep bla bla bla since 1st day i come to London... kakaka..

erm.. but i respect her.. i think i love my sister more since i come to london.. She taught me a lot of thing ='C.
MUaks xD... hahaha.. i think she will feel disgusting if she saw my post =="


After DimSUm.. we went for shopping.. and she spent for me also.. LOLx..
"Kam Xia Lu ah Jie Jie" ( hokkien )

British Got Talent =D ( after i reach xD )




Weee... China Town

Trafalgar Square =D
Its kind of interesting here... LOKE WAN.. u need to come here and see yourself.. u definitely will love it =D



Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Peepz - Leave your comment

hmm....

ying er too loyal
-haiz.. so stupid... and always think this think that.. don always being bully by ni hoe lo..

ni hoe too stubborn
-walao eh.. don so stubborn lor.. and don bully ur gf har..

sk too sensitive
- our heart got u.. my little sk.. ( sk is boy )
don too sensitive if ppl din ask u out for tea... sometimes we send late.. not forget about u..

ying lun too emo
- ppl ask u question.. then u answer lar... for eg : ppl ask u 1 + 1 = ? just say 2... don say 4 - 2 = 1 + 1

erina too easy going
- so quiet... being bully by ppl... don worry.. we will protect u..

sueanne too kepo
-haiz... behave like siao po... summore kepo.... macam "aunty" nothing to say so far..

wai kok too whatever
-whatever .... cincai... u say lar... u decide lar.. don ask me.... <<< this is all we get when we ask for your opinion

eason too confident
- confident is good thing wor.. correct? hahaha... but dont over lar.. =C

sue jean too soft
- just say whatever u want to say.. tell whatever you feel..

kean yong too "bomb"
- don over describe something ler... hahaha

hong jin ( monkey ) too shit
- always pc pc pc pc pc pc .... ask u drink tea.. u always say busy.. and your life only got pc..



= =" although this is my blog... but not only my opinion.. its how everyone feel.. and i am just helping you guys to type it out.. ya~HOOOOoo
syok... xD

comment if u wana say something =D
from..... Peepz