Saturday, May 8, 2010

Friday = Time to wash toilet



Customer : Hey dude, there’s something inside.. u know… I wasn’t being fussy or what…. But seriously, u need to have a look man…

Eason : Huh??? Is it dirty or what???

Customer : I cant explain man… u need to go and have a look…


I was like *WTF*

Ureeeek…
someone vomit inside the toilet!!!! I saw: lemon chickens, roast duck, vegetables, egg and some dessert… (Promoting the dishes in the restaurant)

Argh!!! Everywhere!!!

Suddenly.. I smell something…. Yeeee??? how come so smelly 1…. When I look at my left hand side…

I was like *WTF X 2*
Ureeeek…

Ureeeek…

Someone SHIT at the “Urinal”

(not sure whether is it correct to call as Urinal, i wana check in dictionary.com but I don’t even know how to say in Chinese or Malay… because I normally call it “the thing we Shh SHh…”)

Haiz.. Disappointed with myself… Feel so sorry…. I pee on “it” for 21 years but I don’t even know “its” name….

Someone SHIT at the “white thing that hang on wall”

I get a DOUBLE COMBO in a day ;)

truly shock…. Truly smelly… but still, I manage to clean it… luckily the “droppings” is soft 1… as soft as your face… as soft as baby’s ass =)
I use hot water and pour on it… and it melts like M&N chocolate ><

Struggling inside the toilet for half an hour and finally I make it as clean as a new 1..
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要是以前的我,才不会做这种事..

可能干脆就辞职了...

但是现在不同了...该长大了...

为了生活我可以忍,但侮辱武术就不行.... (后面那句多余的)

今天洗了这么一次,就是为了提醒我自己,以后不再做这种事,一定要成功!

要洗大便也是我乱大,别人洗! (开玩笑的啦~)


Monday, April 12, 2010

Wake up call for eason :D

Long time didn’t update my blog already. Now only I know, it is not easy to maintain a blog =)*respect those bloggers*

My friend said I’m a lifeless asshole.. hahaha.. but I do enjoy being as an asshole =)
I almost become “zai nan” already =*(
Comics, computer games, facebooks…. I need some night life.. other people sum more got their night life album.. But my night’s life is only sitting in front of my laptop… aiks.. nvm.. because im going back to Msia soon.. after few months I guess.. that time, I will fully utilize my time to shake my ass=)

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One of my friend (Bangladesh) told me that: hey, u must start behaving like a man. Be mature… your attitude wont works in London -.- (really want to whack him)

Wtf? I like to behave like a kid… so what? ;D
For him = mature is important
Mature = good attitude
Good attitude = get a good job
Good job = lots of $$

Conclusion : Behave like a man, and u will get a lot of $$??? *no way* u sohai bangkala*
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I think almost 80% of the 21 years old youngster in MSIA behave like me as well ;D
Maybe that is our education standards? Kakakak… blame government pula ><

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Hahaha.. not to say u all behave like a kids or sohai - coz im not as well, im just a little bit cute.. that’s all =)
And Not to say that u all are clever or handsome (coz u’re not me :D )

Everyone should have their own personalities, should have special sides of them ;D

i respect ppl who got their own personalities and respect themselves.. that’s why I respect myself… ~.~

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Maturity is something that we are going to earn when we go through our life..it takes time! ><

I don’t gain maturity after certain of “period”…
**flash back to 10 years ago**
in standard 3-5, and I remembered they used to said: wei.. u boys very childish lo.. kakaka

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But I think my friend is right, 活在当下!人生只有一次! Live in your own way@@

Sometimes, it is quite happy to behave like a kid… it is a good way to forget our pains in life… (hey, don’t use alcohol or drugs) *educational blog**proud of myself*

I miss my friends, I miss when I was a kid.. I miss the moment that behaving like a kid back in secondary school… *i bet u all do*

and I miss my bed now… argh.. going to slp lurrr =)

Jya nee~


I feel my post so…errr… a bit …. Hahaha… *本故事有点乱水,如有类同纯粹巧合* *eyes blinking*

Monday, March 15, 2010

I'm a man =)

Argh… today I got off…
but still… I need to attend for my class.. And I’m go to the wrong campus, and end up did not attend the first class. Nvm, after all, this is not my first time =)
cheers~

There is something wrong about my college. I started my first class at 8 of March, and my course is going to finish at end of April. Furthermore, I got no exam for this semester=)
But I do have 15,000 words dissertation and 8,000 words assignment. Hmm, it is not a bad news after all..

Yesterday, I went to casino with my managers and friends. But guess what, the security do not let my manager go inside the casino because she did not bring her id. The security said that my manager looks younger than 18 @@
I was like … wtf?? Because my manager reached 30.. and the other friend of mine, she is a mother of 7 years old son, but the security said that she look like 15.... hahaha.. old lady already..
Hmmm. Meanwhile, they did not check mine=) because I look mature I guess???? Going to delete previous post already because I’m not a kid anymore! Hahaha…

When I pay at the counter at tesco today, the cashier ask me whether I got children school voucher or not. I didn’t get what she means at first, what kind of voucher is that? Is that necessary for the payment or to justify my age? (because I buy alcohol)
After that only I know because she thought I’m a father already @@

I guess I’ve change after I came here…

More: Handxxxx already

WAO~

*Miguel, im not a kid anymore XD*

Saturday, February 20, 2010

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最近真的好忙~ 没时间在这里写无聊的东西... 生活无聊... 24小时... 12小时给了工作.. 2小时给了巴士...8小时给了周公..还有2小时给了什么?自己都不知道=)

以前在1年级的时候觉得6年级很厉害,很大了~ 不是那个东西大.. 是年龄像大人.. 到了6年级,就觉得自己还很小... 觉得form5很大.. 同样的... 到了现在.. 还是觉得自己很小.. 我几时才能长大?? 是不是头脑有问题的关系呢? "不想到了30多岁了还觉得自己很小... "

我的好兄弟要结婚了... 妈的~ 刚开始还以为是假的叻=.=原来真的有了baby~ 当时我真的中"Stun" *dota language*
希望他们新婚快乐!!!
想了想,21岁了... 也再也不是小学生了... 结婚也是应该的.. 21的我还在读书-打工, 我的朋友很多都做工了... 那你们呢?? 还是不是什么都没有做??? 只会花自己父母的钱??
很多人在这个年龄已经靠自己双手赚取第一桶金~也有很多人在这个年龄只会用自己双手挖他自己的金~

好担心自己的未来... 不知道会发生什么烂叫事情.. =.=小的时候常常被称赞长大后会做歌星做明星.. 做律师做警察..... 在Malaysia做警察没前途啦=__=
以前想说开店赚钱... 想得简单...现实是残酷的 =(
不想以后什么都没有... 不想什么都不是 =.=


算了... 还是睡觉先啦~

Thursday, January 28, 2010

29.01

29Jan...


My bird day =)

Nothing specials happen.. my sis and my lazy cousin celebrate with me in house because I got no time to go out with my friends =Z

Wao.. Quite surprise after looking at their effort =D

And my sis get me an Iphone as my birdday gift… Wuu

Oh ya.. thanks to everyone that wishes me =)

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Just to update,

I've started my work back in the restaurant.. everything seems so unfamiliar after holiday for 2 weeks. But the good things is; they miss me =)

I keep going to Casino recently =.=addicted to gambling already… Nono.. is winning.. =) because gambling means gamble.. don’t know win or lose yet.. =X

But I think my luck wasn’t last long after all, at first i win about 100+ pounds.. but lose it all in few rounds =.=

But my friend wasn’t so lucky after all… he lose his saving.. @@”

and I can see sorrow from his face… he scare his wife found out the money all “contribute” to Casino already.…

he lose his salary of one week…in one hour =.=

Aiks.. no wonder my mom ask me not to gamble lar… =(

CASINO~! I HATE U! That’s why… I’ve decided! I want to conquer the casino. I want to revenge for those who lose their money in Casino! I want to go there every day and win until they bankrupt. =x

Chinese got one saying :有钱不赌,对不起父母;把钱输光,为国争光

The moral learned: The biggest enemy is you, yourself. We must face what we fear the most… and try to overcome it! =)

Bai~

Friday, December 25, 2009

New year New life =D

Happy new years =D *red brings good luck*

long time didnt update my blog already.. i know u guys miss me ... xD
there are a lot of secret admire keep send me a private msg and ask me to update my blog.. alright..
i'm here now! jk jk xD

Actually i didn't update my blog recently because i am busy with my work~ wooo

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I got a new work in a buffet restaurant. The people there are quite nice, the manager is Malaysian as well and I think that is the reason she employ me. I really have a great time with them... because they treat me like a family... but, use me like a slave.. LOL.. nvm.. better than last time already. =x *hope they didnt visit my blog*

one more thing... FUK=.=
why i am always a bar tender!!... summore not those cool type throw this throw that, make show that type... i am those type that wash glass =.=
( i summore feel happy when i heard there's a job at bar )

Fine ==

But my exam is coming, I don’t know whether my manager will approve my request when I am asking for holiday.… and I don’t know she will kick me out of the restaurant or not. (Because I got exam and revision class for few days, and I can’t do for next 2 weeks) xD

argh~but never mind, I think I must prepare myself for the exams 1st… and prepare myself a new job after that =x

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I got a call from Zoo Bar *a famous bar and club in leceister square, London*
dak daa =D

The manager ask me come for trial... As a staff in cloakroom.

Woo... The environment there is really cool.. *they played same the songs as in Barcelona*

i feel that i am still alive after all! and there are a lot of handsome guys like me at there, and a lot of hot chicks! @@ *40% didnt wear bra*
Chinese got one saying: one ball haven stop... one ball come again *一波s未平一波s又起*
(i put "s" at the word 波 because there are 2 波 )

My eyes really blur when i work there.... Not because of the chicks out there ok? is because it is so busy in the cloakroom... people come one after one.. the queue never ends... But guess what... i didnt get the job.. LOL... laugh what? ==
FUk lar ... Zzz

After 3 months in London... I founds that i've changed a lot.. i've improve myself in the foreign language and grammer as well.... NOt ENGLISh =.= But Cantonese... !! Go England learn cantonese?~ because NObody SPEAK ENGLISH WITH ME !!

And i know where and when to add a word "Tiu" to make my sentences sound nice, comfortable, correct and complete for people to get my message... xD
because i always being "Tiu" when i am working.. LOL.. *i already adapt to their culture*
zzzz why =.=

Tiu lo.. i don't want to become like that.. Opps.! i use the word "Tiu"
Tiu lo... why ... Opps... i use the word "Tiu" again...
Tiu... I must change! OH no.. It cant be help.. i use the word "Tiu" again..
kakakaka.. lazy to type already lar.. (don throw eggs)

hahaha... this is not an Emo Post =x
just for fun =D


alright... i gtg~

see u all next time...bye~

stay tuned . ( to be continue... )





Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Happy birthday Wk =D

16 December 2009
today... may means nothing to u guys... but, it is my friend birthday > Lim Woi KoK <
Its kind of sad to say this...

Woi kok says : walao eh... even my family forget my birthday.. when i skype with them, they keep talking about their things... didnt say happy birthday to me....

Ps : Woi kok.. don be sad.. my family also == ( and we are cooking "bah Kut Teh" to celebrate his bday!... wuu.. 1st time == )
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We really have a great day =)
He is so happy when we (my sis , Nelson ) are singing birthday song to him... I can see from his face... he try to control himself.. Pretend to be cool... but his face betray him already... ( i know u are happy deep inside ur heart )

By the way, his birthday wish is to find a gf...
Requirement to be his gf:
Cute .............. ( not act cute ok? )
Pretty .............. ( i mean heart... face normal then can already XD )
Lovely .............. ( to his family.. to him... and to animal )
Sporting ...............( he hope his gf know how to play badminton also )

Where to find this kind of girls???? Email me if u know =(
By the way.. our Woi Kok is type of traditional ... ( which already extinct in 20 century )
tell u all a secret.. (he is rich too)

Alright ... tataz....... =D